ramble on, maestro

Somehow I ended up on this page about the “Boyfriend Pillow” and am so glad I did. This review is the best thing I have ever read.

9 months ago / 2 notes / pillow, boyfriend, funny, lol, review, amazon,

I’m a horrible human being.

10 months ago / 6 notes / iphone, text, txt, conversation, call me maybe, lol, carly rae jepsen,

what is it with talking like this on tumblr like oh my god look at me im way to awesome and cool to use capitalization or proper grammer or punctuation i know youre all jealous of me and want to be me dont you wish you were this cool peace out homiez

11 months ago / 4 notes / tumblr, wtf, seriously, why, writing, quote, lol, funny, words,

When everyone is just in love someone but you can instantly see through their bullshit.

You’re just looking at them like:

1 year ago / 11 notes / latrice, logo, lol, funny, bullshit, bs, friends, friendship, relationships, life, gif, whatshouldwecallme,

Dead. It’s true.

1 year ago / 19 notes / hunger games, lol,

When all my friends are getting drunk for Cinco de Mayo and I can’t go because I have to study for finals.

1 year ago / 6 notes / finals, cinco de mayo, drunk, college, studying, uga, test, final exams, exams, student, community, funny, lol,

My night.

Brain at 4 pm : I'll start studying at 5 so I can get a good night sleep. *goes on tumblr*
Brain at 5 pm: If I start studying at 6, then I can still good night's sleep *reblogs videor*
Brain at 6 pm: I'll just start studying at 7. *reblogs post*
Brain at 7 pm: I'll start studying at 8. That's not too late. *scrolls through dash*
Brain at 8 pm: I can start studying at 9 and still get a decent night's sleep. *reblogs photo*
Brain at 9 pm: Ugh, I should really start studying. I'll definitely start at 10. *likes post*
Brain at 10 pm: I really need to start studying. This is serious. I WILL start studying at 11. *scrolls through dash some more*
Brain at 11 pm: I need to study. I'm going to start studying at midnight and that's final. *likes post*
Brain at 12 am: Well, looks like I'm not getting any sleep tonight. *writes a post about how stressed they are*

1 year ago / 8 notes / college, school, procrastination, tumblr, chat, studying, lol,

So we were reading Joseph Conrad’s “Heart of Darkness” in my ENG1102 class. Today, the discussion steered towards Kurtz’s significance in the book and what he represents to Marlow. This is what we came up with: Kurtz = Superman cooking meth and giving it to kids

Professor: “But like, really good meth!”

Moral of the story is I love college.