March 2012
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Biology, get in my head.
February 2012
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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UGA soccer player charged with stealing hashbrowns →
A University of Georgia soccer player is charged with trying to steal an order of hashbrown potatoes in her pants.
According to UGA police records, Carli Shultis, 19, was arrested around 8:30 a.m. Feb. 21 at the Bulldog Cafe in the Tate Center on campus.
The student newspaper, The Red & Black, obtained a copy of the police report, which stated that a food services worker detained...
viele-eifersucht:
Guys can you imagine next year at the Oscars, when the Hobbit just fucking destroys everything in its path and wins everything, there will be Martin Freeman standing in the wreckage.
And with eyes aflame he will look into the camera, raise the statue triumphantly and scream
‘FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR’
And in the corner Leonardo DiCaprio will weep bitter tears and rock back and...
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Ryan Gosling’s Guide to Picking Up Chicks
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“‘You can not grasp what not in your hands’”
– Sebastian Vettel (via appleseed08)
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“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good...”
– Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
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WOAH, TUMBLR.
Let me know before you change everything…again…for the Nth time.
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
So glad I went to my History of Rock class today.
We’re learning about Rap. So freaking excited for this. I thought we were skipping it.
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Someone sell me two Childish Gambino tickets for...
I’m dying here.
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I feel like shit today. I just want to crawl back into bed. Literally, crawl.
For your consideration.: The rest of the Academy... →
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling In Love With A Neurotic Middle Aged Man
Hugot to Be...
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Harry Potter won the Oscars of my heart.
“Meryl. Mamma Mia. We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy. I...”
– Colin Firth (via promentory)
Anonymous asked: who was the girl sitting next to martin scorsese on the academy awards
“‘Oh come on! Why? Her again?’ … But, whatever.”
– Meryl Streep speaking on behalf of America, Viola Davis. (via popculturebrain)
Anonymous asked: How does a guy go about getting a date with you?
Anonymous asked: I think you're stunningly beautiful.
