February 2012
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
So glad I went to my History of Rock class today.
We’re learning about Rap. So freaking excited for this. I thought we were skipping it.
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Someone sell me two Childish Gambino tickets for...
I’m dying here.
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I feel like shit today. I just want to crawl back into bed. Literally, crawl.
For your consideration.: The rest of the Academy... →
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling In Love With A Neurotic Middle Aged Man
Hugot to Be...
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Harry Potter won the Oscars of my heart.
“Meryl. Mamma Mia. We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy. I...”
– Colin Firth (via promentory)
Anonymous asked: who was the girl sitting next to martin scorsese on the academy awards
“‘Oh come on! Why? Her again?’ … But, whatever.”
– Meryl Streep speaking on behalf of America, Viola Davis. (via popculturebrain)
Anonymous asked: How does a guy go about getting a date with you?
Anonymous asked: I think you're stunningly beautiful.
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Angelina, go eat a Big Mac.
I love you but you are WAAAAY too skinny.
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“Hi. I’m Will Ferrell.” “And I’m Zaclksjd Gaslkdfjinsdfhs”
“I have a confession to make: when I came out of my mother’s womb I was already...”
–
Christopher Plummer
(via oldfilmsflicker)
Emma Stone is a national treasure.
popculturebrain:
She’s like a funny Anne Hathaway.
robert downey jr for
thethirdreel:
president
vice president
secretary of state
god
next oscar host
my husband
my baby daddy
all the sex
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Bradley Cooper's Checklist: 1) Win Sexiest Man...
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“I’m wrapping up. I’m sorry. I’m freaking out.”
– Octavia Spencer (via oldfilmsflicker)
nighttimereading asked: I'm being boring and studying instead of watching the Oscars (plus my roommate and her lab partner are working in our room...), so I'm counting on your lovely live-blogging to make up for me missing the show!
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I care more about blogging about the Oscars than I...
if all these hollywood stars think the stress of being nominated for an academy award is hard, they should try simultaneously live-blogging, tweeting, eating, photoshopping and watching the television screen all at once
E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST
